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Thursday, January 31, 2008

Long list of randoms.

Yo, hihi. LOL *swt*

Here's another edition of my blog, due to demand from VIP. =P

Just invented a quote for 1tin. Haha. It goes like this:

"In the end, what matters is only the people which matters to you." - Zhou

I shall talk systematically today.

1. The Weather has...
...suddenly gone mad. Just yesterday, it rained like so heavily while I was on my way back from Sunway. Yea, I went to Sunway because I gotta pack back my stuffs from the room and cancel the room. Some of you may asked Eh why never take back your stuffs the last time you came back? Well, I was planning to stay there once more on the 4th since the exam is on the 5th. Then suddenly my mum stunned me Means we are going to PAY RM150 for you to stay ONLY for 1 DAY?? I rather pay you stay in hotel lah!! Or give wei lun you stay his house also better lah...swt, kena marah kao kao that nite. So I told the landlady i dont want for February and had to go back to take back my items lor. Lol, items. =.= Ehhh...super off topic. Zzzz. Ok, the weather, it was so damn hot today even with my newly cut short hair. My mum ask me go cut coz can save cut hair money in aussie. So this is my new hair.

Then at night, supposedly study but coz of the weather...(yes, i blame the weather blek!) I kept dosing off...when i woke up, I saw my parents went out and I decided to bathe, get rid of my sleepiness..but ended up sleeping on my bed. Zzzz...luckily didnt dose off till tomorrow morning. =D And I told my mum, Wah so hot la, why you buy such a hot house?? Then my mum said On the air-con la...air con long time nvr on also will spoil..swt..so the aircon is on, so much better. My parents came back with so much drinks for the CNY later that night. So much till i asked my dad Eh, buy so many, for the whole year ah? He can reply Yalor, how you know wan? SWT. I shall show you the amount of drinks according to the pictures.



So much drinks. =.=

2. 8s are all around...
...me. I saw many cases of 8s. Just last week, while I was going lunch with 1tin, I saw this gal, quite cute (opps =P), driving a kenari with the car number 8888. I stunned. How come college gal can drive 8888 and why kenari oso got the privellege to drive 8888?? I think the number 8888 is even more expensive than the car already. =.= Then while I was playing FIFA Manager, my team rating is 888, few times already. Hahaha...good luck charm eh. Forgot whether that match got win anot. Then when I checked Mininova, the number of seeds of this particular torrent is 888. LOL...everything also 8.

3. While I was packing, I saw...
...something nolstalgic. My assignment group's legendary tanker! It was for our 2nd year subject, Design 1, where we have to design a vehicle to distribute seeds over a 90 degree turning. WoW!!! So damn tough! Yea, it was damn tough. The night before our test, we even stayed in LingTu's place overnight to touch up on the circuits. The irony is this, altho it looks so damn keng, we failed the test. LOL!!! Our tanker ram thru all the "trees" and went off the bridge, but it is the only vehicle that day which managed to reach the finishing line...gelek thru everything, tanker indeed. =.= Damn, my friend took a video of it, I cant find it now. We even wrote nonsense on that tank. lol.





4. What do you get if you place a crap talker in a crap talking subject?
You will get a person who got highest in class for internal marks. Yes, it is true. I got the highest internal marks in my Marketing subject. Don't ask me how, I also dunno how I did it. Mayb it is really because it was a crap talker in a crap talking subject. And this crap talker is going to have his crap talking subject exam on the 5th of Feb and he hasnt really study much for it yet. 0.0 help.

This picture was taken while I was driving back on the highway. See the blob of water forming there? It was just there, swirling around my window like a living creature. This is caused by the air swirling at the plastic thingy, causing a vortex which holds the water in place. Haha.

Kk, thats all for this edition of my blog. Took me from 1030pm till 12am to prepare. Die...have to study somemore...0.o

Saturday, January 26, 2008

First thing that comes to mind.

Quick answers…….
Body: Okay this is called “FIRST
REACTIONS QUIZ”. I have reacted to
being sent this by actually filling
this out. You have to type the 1ST
thing that comes to mind whenever you
hear these 35 things. You can’t think
and go back and change your answers.
Copy and Paste, then delete answers to
make them your own.

Here we go:

1. Beer: sucks
2. Anorexic: thin
3. Relationships: fun
4. Purple: color
5. Power Rangers: lame
6. Weed: grass
7. Steroids: strong
8. Cartoons: anime
9. The President: bush
10. Tupperware: container
11. Best vacation: dunno
12. Santa Claus: fat
13. Halloween: costume
14. Bon Jovi: singer
15. Grammar: book
16. Facebook: the wall
17. Worst fear: farewells
18. Marriage: wife
19. Paris Hilton: chun
21. Redhead: guai loh
22. Blonde: leng lui
23. Pass the time: play game
24. One night stands: haha
25. Donald Trump: apprentice
26. Neverland: peterpan
27. Pixie Sticks: small cute gal?
28. Vanilla ice cream: i like
29. High School: friends
30. Work: dun wan to think
31. Pajamas: bananas
32. Woods: tiger
33. Wet Sock: smelly
34. Alcohol: alcoholic
35. Love: great

To Tinn: Its interesting wat...hahaha...

Friday, January 25, 2008

Back to my life.

Close shaves with death occurs frequently in life. I had mine (lots of them) just now on the highway. I was driving beside this truck, which is behind another huge truck. Suddenly without looking at the side mirror, he just came out of his lane, almost crush me, but after he saw me, he went back in. Sigh...could have died just like that. I guess that's part of life. So many times in my life, I was close to contracting dengue fever. My dining room at home, is full of mosquitoes at night. On an average night, while I was chatting, I kill mosquito for fun. And I am good at doing it. Here's proof of my skill.


A total of 9 victims that night. I just left them on the floor and it didn't go to waste. Just a few hours later, ants came and carried all away. Ecosystem for the win.

Another issue in life is seperations and farewell. In some part of our lives, we have to say goodbye to those dear to us. Mine is coming, really soon. As you all may or may not know, I am leaving for Melbourne on the 12th of February. This time I have to leave behind so many loved ones, some for 1 year, some for years, and even some I may be able to see anymore in my life. Not to say they will kong or wat la... *choi choi choi* They may leave to other countries when I come back, or maybe I won't even come back? Sigh...only God knows what lies ahead of us. Whether our paths will one day cross again, only God determines that. Who knows, our paths may cross and then align together in a straight line in the future? Perhaps? Haha...isn't it interesting how God manage to put us, people unique in everything, in a relationship that will last till our dying breath? And once again I want to say this : Thank God for technology!!! Can't meet physically? So what? There's always the webcam and video call...cyber sex also can...LOL!!! jk la...wahahaha.

There's a book my best friend gave to me about relationship between friends. I will post some of the touching quotes here sometime soon. Now still not the peak of emo-ness...hahaha. Just now just went for Sweeny Todd with Tinn. Wah, damn alot of singing lah that show...sing sing sing till make the story proceed so slow...and DAMN ALOT OF BLOOD!!! Damn geli...not bad la the show...in my opinion. And yea, its a musical show. Stupid TGV put thriller, never put Thriller/Musical. (TGV going to sue me soon)

Went to pyramid just now, bought a lock for my laptop and a cooler pad. Haha...I wonder whether it really works or wat. The cooler pad is sooo thick! Makes my laptop so high...feels funny...here are some pics.

Yea, its like this the dual fans at the back are retractable. And suitable for 15.4" too! =D

Lol, now my laptop is so damn thick. Yeng anot?

So thick!!! Lol...but not bad la...when retracted i think should be able to fit into my laptop bag just nice...hehe...cost me rm70. "BEST HAND CARRY!!"

Just to recap. Last weekend, I came back for Chia Ying's open house right? My parents went up to KL coz my mum had a conference. On Sunday my parents and my sisters went to shopping. And my sister explained to me how funny my dad was when he was shopping with them. She even drew the scenes on MSN. I shall narrate the pictures...hahaha.

Dad: I heard there's a new store Padini Concept Store right? Lets go...Wah, good good 70% discount man!!

Sister: Daddy, you see this jeans, 70% leh...buy la...nice wat...
Dad: Yer, spoil edy wan...u see...here also spoil wan...sure 70% la
(The 70% was those jeans with deliberate holes...fashion it seems...)

Finally after shopping, my dad bought 4 pants and 2 caps...all from the 70% section...he even commanded my sisters to take only from the 70% part...LOL

Dad: Wah, so good la Padini Concept Store...70% discount...and so many good buys...
Mum: *swt* Melaka also got la...zzz

Haha...ok then. That's all for this edition of my blog. Have a nice day and may the good Lord smile at you. (LOL like medieval greetings)

Monday, January 21, 2008

Jokes

K guys, enough of my life at the moment. Time for some jokes. Taken from Stupid Videos.com. Enjoy.

Old Rooster
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A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK, old fart, time to retire.'

The old rooster replies,' come on, you can't handle ALL these chickens. Look what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'

The young rooster says, 'Beat it! You're washed up and I'm taking over.' The old rooster says 'I'll tell you what, young stud, I'll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'

The young rooster laughs, 'You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair, I'll give you a head start. 'The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.

He's already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to bits.

The farmer sadly shakes his head, 'Damn,...third gay rooster I bought this month.'
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Gorilla Removers
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A man wakes up one morning and there's a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his nuts and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the gorilla knocks ME off the roof, shoot the dog!
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Panda Definition
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A Panda Bear walks into a cafe and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!'



The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'



At this the Panda walks out the door and ambles down the street. The manager, shaken, returns to his office and consults a dictionary. He reads:

'panda - a large mammal of the Asian mountain forests related to raccoons and true bears and characterized by bold black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves.'
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Handpicked by ME! =D

Edit: CRAPP!!!!! STUPIDD!!! I STAYED UP TILL 4AM TOT WANNA WATCH LIVERPOOL VS ASTON VILLA THEN ASTRO DUN HAVE!!! THEN I CHECK NEWSPAPER IS ON TUESDAY MORNING NOT MONDAY MORNING!!! SHITTTTT!!!! Nvm la, at least can chat with 1 tin. LOL

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Early Bird Catches The Worm...T.T

Sad sad...early bird catches the worm. So true. As most of you or some of you may know, I am nocturnal. My usual sleeping time is 3-4am, usual wake up time is 1-2pm. Damn it, so darn unhealthy but I just can't seem to sleep earlier. T.T Finally I had to pay the price....

Wahahha...chey...as if I kena some kind of disease for sleeping late like that. But still I had to pay the price.

I missed out on my opportunity to obtain the...


Yea. Coz The Star newspaper today are giving away free Clubber's Yearbook to the first 20 people who email them between 9am-12noon.

"Clubbers Yearbook with 30 hit songs is predominantly a re-mix album featuring re-worked versions of the new hit songs.

It features re-mixed tunes from chart-toppers like Nelly Furtado, Black Eyed Peas, Mika, Rihanna, and Amy Winehouse." - The Star

Damn it! I missed it! I WANT IT!!!! T.T

Aih...am currently at home alone with my grandma. Mum went to KL this morning to attend a conference and Dad went along to KL after work. Then people will ask me, "Why you never join them at KL?" Actually I also don't know why, but I guess the main reason is that I got friend's open house to attend. Hahaha...and plus, I stay in that room, I will become emo...hahaha. =P

Later going to attend Chia Ying's open house, I saw lots of beer just now. LETS DRINK TILL WE DROP!!! PARTAY!!! XD



Friday, January 18, 2008

Saddist

Saturday is coming again, which means EPL (English Premier League) matches are coming up as well, which means...time to set up my fantasy football team!! Time to research on players, who to pick, who to drop, who will score, who will suck...who is injured, who is back , etc...

Usually I visits Physioroom for updates on injuries. And this time, something struck my flow of thought.

Updates on Injuries? See who injured? Take him out?

Suddenly I felt like a saddist, checking up on people's injuries. And I see that football is such a dangerous sport. Below is a list of injured players, showing what injuries as well. Poor people. And its only a small list, there's more below.


Checking up on people's injuries? See who injured? Which new people got injured? This site even post adverts to sell products for injured people.

P/S: The logo looks wrong. Like 2 stickmen humping, the sitting position. Oh well, probably it's just me. =.=


Wah, so many posts liao...better stop for the moment. =.=

Role Playing in My Room...

Life is pretty much like a role-playing game. Just that you play as yourself. Lame. =.= Fine. When I shifted to my friend's room at Lagoon Perdana, I actually had a problem switching on the air conditioner! ITS TRUE! Let me explain in a gamer's point of view.

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It was a such a hot day...

Enters Room...saw the air conditioner hanging on the wall

[ Quest: Switch on the air conditioner. ]
[ Reward: A relaxing afternoon ]

Looks around for clue to switch on the air con.


Found the air con switch on the table. Hmm, there should be a starter somewhere in this room. Continues to look for clues.


[ Clue 1 Found: Switch ]

Hmm, it can't be this switch, as this switch switches on the light. And it is the only switch in the room. Continues to look for more clues. Searches the wall of the room for clues.

Started to get desperate. Starting to not think straight and rationally. (Happens normally in Role Playing Games. =.=)


[ Wrong ]


Is this the switch for air con???! Looks like a button...(The air con itself meh...too advance la...Desperate)

[ Wrong ]

HOW???? TO SWITCH ON THE AIRCON??! SO HOT!!! Start searching for game guide...(sms-ed my friend, the owner of the place)

"Dear xxx, how to on the air con of your room ah?"
"The switch is under the bed..."
"... ok thanks"

WTH??! UNDER THE BED??!! @.@

Start searching under the bed.


[ Clue 2 Found: 3 Pin Plug ]

Don't tell me is this ah...

Plugs it to the electric...


Ewww...all the hair. Yes, men are hairy people, you have a problem??! >:(

[ Test ]


WTH???!!!! REALLY WOH!!!! *Falls off Chair*

[ Quest Completed ]
[ Rewards Received ]

Ah, much more relaxing...LOL
First time see someone actually uses a 3 Pin Plug for the Air Con. Swt.

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Another lesson for you guys. This is what too much gaming can do to an individual. LOL
Hope you all enjoy role-playing as the character Zhou in the game Zhou's Life. =.=

Thursday, January 17, 2008

What are the odds? All out of their respective League Cups...


Real Madrid, Ajax, AC Milan and Lyon all out of their respective League Cups. What are the odds of that happening? All in a row under Soccernet.com's newsletter somemore...hahaha

Random Stuffs

Crazy Guy Performing "Stun"

I am a ninja!

Real Life Titanic

In your face!

...black anus steakhouse

Swt.

Teddies learning how to use comp

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Never leave home without your homies

=.=;;;

Its true!!





Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Nice Song

Wah, heard this song at TwT's blog. Lyrics touching. Reminds us of what we are going through, except the part "thinking about you with somebody else..." =.=

Thanks Tinn, for the song shows how you feel. I know you are not really good at expressing yourself...so am I. So we express ourselves through songs. =)

P/S: This Jet - Look What You've Done I put it up juz coz its nice, nothing else. =P


Enrique Iglesias Lyrics
Somebody's Me Lyrics

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

TwT so kawaii!!!

TwT so blur and clumsy...KAWAII!!!! =P


With the spoiled spacebar and so clumsy...feel like hugging her like a soft toy!! XD

Wth? o.0

Look at this.


Got that many people want to download Shippuuden French anot wor... o.0

Had futsal just now. Our team played like shit. I played like shit too. ^^ Don't know what to do tomorrow. Without purpose again. I cannot like this. Nothing to look forward to? I better go make one myself. Looking forward to lunch then! Coz I am now damn hungry. =.=

Nitez people. If you have any problems, let me know. I love to help people in their problems, make me feel like my problems are very small and insignificant. =)

P/S: Try out the game under the links part. Fun and addictive. TwT, you sure like it wan...LOL

WAT THE HELL??!! MY FRIEND'S HIGH SCORE 25 MILLION!!! Picture as proof...zzz

Monday, January 14, 2008

Life and Stupidity

Haven't been sleeping well for the past few days. Lied down, with bolster and pillow, used correct positions, but somehow I can't seem to dose off. And this is when my mind goes wandering again.

Been thinking about life in general. I tried to find something to look forward to in life, I can't seem to find it. Coming up is my assignment 2 for marketing, after that is my departure to Melbourne, after that graduation and work, then...death? =.= Sigh, I need a reason for existence, a will to live.

Ok, enough of that. Next, how stupid can a person be? Not as stupid as me I supposed. Last Friday, I experienced my own nightmare. Many times as I got out of my condo, I imagined what if I have not brought my keys and got locked between the main door and my grill door? Well, that's exactly what happened.


Layout of the confined space


Me

Grill Door (Locked)

Main Door (Locked)

What if I have Claustrophobia? I probably would have died right there, which is probably a good thing anyways.

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Claustrophobia is an anxiety disorder that involves the fear of enclosed or confined spaces. Claustrophobes may suffer from panic attacks, or fear of having a panic attack, in situations such as being in elevators, trains, boxes or aircraft.

Conversely, people who are prone to having panic attacks will often develop claustrophobia. If a panic attack occurs while they are in a confined space, then the claustrophobe fears not being able to escape the situation. Those suffering from claustrophobia might find it difficult to breathe in closed auditoria, theatres, and elevators. Like many other disorders, claustrophobia can sometimes develop due to a traumatic incident in childhood.

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Luckily I brought out some bread and some drinks and my HANDPHONE!!! I called my landlady (my friend's mum) and she called my other housemates (my friend's sister and her friends) and thank God one of them works at Sunway Pyramid. Then I called Wei Lun to take the keys from her. Thanks to Wei Lun and Ling Tu for helping me getting out from my nightmare. Got stucked inside there for like 30-40 minutes. Called my mum, sms friends to pass time. Luckily the other nightmare of mine did not occur, which is gunmen suddenly came when I got stuck and slaughtered me like a pig, or like that MIC dude which got gunned at a lift. =.= Many people asked, what if I didn't bring my handphone? Then I would say have to wait few hours till my housemates return. What if I don't have housemates? Then I should just DIE. =.= Enough of imagining.

Besides that, another stupid thing happened. This happened on Saturday night. My friend, took my phone, and changed his contact name to another person's name, he changed to TwT's name. SWT!!! Suddenly TwT messaged me...so I replied like normal. It lasted at least 6-7 messages when he suddenly said "Hey, I have a friend named Aaron. He is so funny and he likes to con me too." I was like "Eh, since when TwT got such fren?" I even wanted to reply that I have such a friend too. Then I started thinking...WTF!!!! I checked the names and change them back. Check inbox...all from Aaron!!! WTF!!! I have been major conned. Sigh, dissapointed with my friends. Although now I forgave him, I will learn my lesson. Never to trust anyone, even your best friends, anymore.

Sigh, I am so mentally tired. Just feel like dying right now. x_x Bye people.

Live, and Die. - Current Life Motto.

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P/S: Found this funny picture.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Made in Zhou

How's the new layout? Homemade...lol. Got the image from Blizzard fanart. If I m not mistaken, that dude in the picture is Arch-Angel Tyreal of Diablo 2. Cool, huh? Vote in the poll! ^^

"Stunning simplicity" - Volvo S40 Catchphrase

P/S: Change blog name, realize the previous one is lame.


Crazy People

They actually mentioned it was stolen. =.=